It’s gotten to the point where I’m outrageously annoyed at myself for how often I say these things. Time to cut ties.
Also, I swear a lot.
- This is an actual thing that happened.
-This is real.
-This is a real thing.
-This is a real thing that exists.
- Real life.
- What the ever-loving fuck.
- Suck it.
- …The fuck?
- Because of the reasons.
-Because of course.
- All the things.
- How dare you.
- You don’t even know.
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaay girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
I’m sorry … FOOD IS A HASSLE???!!!
This new company Soylent is crowdfunding to bring their meal-in-a-powdered-drink-thing to the masses. I get it, I like eating healthy and working out and all that nonsense … but I also love eating. God, eating food is so much fucking fun. I guess this company is getting a ton of early hype and people are really excited about it but it sounds like a happiness-killer to me.
I don’t want to be a part of that world.